From Mark Krusen of Pepsi-Lib motivational challenged proportions fame at his Blog JustaKrusen aka Grumpy Old Fart
Quote: “Some of you may have noticed Stan from Somethings not quite right with Stan fame is on my sidebar again. He has finally started writing some content that is worth reading. Not that the Mental health field isn't worth reading but their are those that do it better. His babbling and incoherent ramblings are best left to the write about nothing genre of which I'm an expert in myself. His expertise is in going on other peoples blogs and leaving long rambling comments where no two thoughts make sense. Welcome back Stan.”
So in the spirit of ranting blather and giving; that vehemently says nothing and means even less; this post and poem is for that Premiere Obubba Hugging Nancy Boy himself; Whale & Whiner, Rootie Tootie fresh & fruity Mr. Krusen:
Please Enjoy!
Mr. Krusen
There once was a blithering man called Mr. Krusen
Who sat in the mighty trucker’s chair of doodle and dotter the blotter of delusion
He was not quite a saint, for there were times he would yell out, “I ain’t!”
He was yet a fancy liberal of inclusion, nay I say profusion
He has been called by many and few,
Far and wide in this torturous land of a plenty
A manly man from possibly the family of Phucker
Not sucker, mostly trite, but not to the ends of impending scary fright
As others have beaten his name etched upon trailer park stalls
Squatting in thought of all that is right or might in the darkened night
He still stands proudly with limited balls
Even after his great fall,
Where his leg and hip were taken to task without mask
Beginning and end to his once great hauls
Thus now, He sits on the couch writing away and to all
I call him my friend on the mend
This inspiration to few and down trodden in spite
Yet Trailer Park Barbie has called him a hunk and a Boo with egregious insight
His faith leads him on with each passing dawn
As this sun rises and falls
With the counting of his collection of many blow up dolls
A menacing shadow cast over and upon malls
Some day this man with grand span
Will rise like the ocean tide upon the dry-land
Free and brave they will say
For this Mr. Krusen has met the challenges of this very day
This has been said and so until he is dead
Mr. Krusen a blathering ballerina in pink and red
Goes on like a never ending thread and that poor talking horse Mr. Ed
THE END
Addendum: For some reason beyond my kind caring heart, and humble understanding; Mr. Krusen has posted this picture on numerous blogs?
Addendum # 2: It has been brought to my attention through Secret Penguin Intelligence that political subversives TPB, Steph, and Krusen have been observed at Conservative rally's gathering information in an attempt to undermine Liberty and our Freedoms as a Democratic Monarchy. The evidence in the lower right of the Photo's below mark a new low point in this never ending conspereacy to burden our great movement with mindless redoric and liberal bias.
Addendum # 3: Mr. Krusen has chosen to attack my caring kind heart felt and charitable efforts on his blog; So I believe it's time to post his family photo album I received in the mail from a Secret Admirer.
This Mr. Krusen begging for me to STOP for now! {LMAO}
This was Mr. Krusen's famous "Meat Sauce" shop-lifting trial and his Friend TPB going over the results.
Another Mr. Krusen vacation photo to enjoy! How he got in the life raft is a whole other question to be answered?
Mr. Krusen searches down his ancestry and hits pay dirt
This was Mr. Krusen when he was in Tip Top Nancy Dancy Shape
Here is Mr. Krusen being a Real Liberal Clown at a Nancy Pepsi-Lib Rally
This is Premiere Mark "Billy Bob" Krusen at a Liberal Political rally/gathering at the podium saying "I did not have SEX with that women; that devil with the blue dress, devil with the blue dress on"
As always comments are welcome, and will be edited to my liking
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11 comments:
I think you are a dead man OMG
Stan-
Thank God for "Spandex"
That is a whole lot of loving going on there.
-Your Fan
Thanks for doing a whole blog post on me. I am touched beyond words.Cindy must have given you that picture of me huh? Your connections are amazing.
There once was a person named Stan.
He'll never be accused of being a Man.
His words are quite Pithy his wisdom quite iffy.There once was a person named Stan.
There once was a person called Stanley. He makes every attempt to be Manly.He indeed is quite funny and by men he's called honey. There once was a person named Stanley.
I call Stan my friend yes I do.It's a weakness I know I'm a fool. His writin is amusing, albeit quite confusin. I call Stan my friend yes I do.
My first instinct was to attack.But I figured why bother you'd just throw it back. So with this final thought.I'll just do what I ought. And say "Stan have a great day".
Dear Mr. Krusen:
You are Welcome, and have a nice day too! {LMAO}
Stan
this is what i find after taking a nap.
you could have at least given me the big 'elect' me spot. geez.
that is not me in those glasses looking like a russian leather-whip-carrying-ass-kicking-woman, but then again, maybe you need a big SPANK!
Mark, i believe that wanted poster is prime copy and paste opportunity for a little blog post payback!
Stephany,
Our fine Governor of Ny is supporting Gay marriage. This is merely a rally for that. Stan is indeed the President of the movement. You'll notice those pictures of him on the posters are actual pictures of him. Where as the ones of you, me and TPB are obviously photo shopped in.
Dear Mr. Krusen:
I will retort with a comment here and on your blog that's is definitely written in the style known as "Trailer Park hedonism of the most ignoramus kind"
As in relating to your most recent misguided attack post directed at the always kind and respectful yours truly
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Dearest Krusen Ballerina with the Pink Toto going on:
This post obviously was a manifestation of some deep seeded issues that will take years of psychoanalysis with Dr. Spankinstien to unravel.
Yet, in spite of the hurdles that lay before your unsavory and demented future journey. I in the spirit of Friendship and with keeping with the pledge I made in the PETA creed; will attempt to be kind to BIG Dumb Blubbering animals as in Mr. Krusen.
Let us start with a simple vocabulary lesson and then move up the food chain to other more complex and pressing issues before you.
Liberal should not be confused with liberty
Liberal = A philosophical endeavor where those of inane traits of decay cause irreversible deliverance of conduct causing society to trash all moral standards of upper cognitive thinking or ethical decency in the name and pursuit of the so common called Godless common good.
Liberty = this is a code of individual responsibility that has been manifested through the development of constitutional principles derived from basic Jeddah Christian Doctrines of biblical wisdom and beliefs {example - Ten Commandments}.
These very principles allow eating indiscernible amounts of secret “Krusen” artery clogging meat sauce and corn dogs without the fear of retribution from governmental bodies or their representatives { though major heart attack, stroke, other negative cardiac events leading to death are the most immediate concern in these particular circumstances}.
This right of governance and self determination has allowed you the freedom to roam endlessly throughout the greater New York area without being hunted down like the rabid man-purth toting dog you are; and imprisoned for even your farfetched, irreprehensible, sick and twisted gravity challenged irresponsible conduct and actions.
Harry Reid = This refers to those who choose to dawn a heavy beard or mustache while participating in the artistic expression of using various woodwind instruments in the process of demonstrating musical prowess and this distinction of melody and sound.
This may also refer a dirty slang word: identifying those of the Far Left Panty Waist Political Party; as you personally have demonstrated through your adherent actions of countless debaucheries inclinations and strident behavioral instability.
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Though recently you have demonstrating a deep disconcerting yearn and desire to search the Internet for pictures of naked men sitting on toilets {as they say; “Whatever floats your boat”}; I personally believe with some reservations that through the therapeutic process of brain washing, water boarding, and with an estimated 500 high voltage ECT treatments; you’ll be back on the couch whining and weeping away as usual.
Please, no need to thank me for this eye opening and philanthropic message of hope and enlightenment.
Just seeing you make small strides of progress and the entertainment value of your prolonged suffering is enough.
Your concerned friend and nemesis,
Stan
LMAO! Stan you are a sick unit. You have to use your 15 min at the home for more than getting on the puter!
speechless, just speechless. LOL
Mark that pink hair is really becoming! LOL these photos have made me laugh, I needed that!
Hi Stan,
I am speechless after reading this post.
Speechless with tears of laughter running down my face.
Thanks that's really hilarious.
Love,
Herrad
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