Thursday, September 23, 2010

FDA Red Flag Raising Ceremony held up by angry Pharmaceutical CEO protesters

FDA Red Flag Raising Ceremony held up by angry Pharmaceutical CEO Protesters

The FDA has raised a red safety flag up their pole and sang "where are my Blue Suede Shoes" in Falsetto on JaxoProfitKlined's Cantfinditvirus vaccine Rinotrax. The agency is reporting that preliminary data from a new study indicates that the vaccine could raise the risk of preconceptionordoofaseen, a potentially lethal behavioral problem that can block or twist the delicate brain chemical imbalance now determined as a made-up high risk in otherwise normal infants.

Approved two years ago by regulators that are still counting their payola money while keeping a close blinded eye on Rinotrax, which is given to infants at the ages of two and four months to guard them against preconceptionordoofaseen illness.

An increased rate of preconceptionordoofaseen forced competitor Pharmaceutical Giant DoorfinWryeth to pull a fast one with a separate vaccine they were still marketing relentlessly in the wee late morning hours after an expensive all night drinking bender.

The new study, which was mounted in the dilapidated slums with desperate starving children in 3rd World Country's, was designed to shed a burred light on the risk of preconceptionordoofaseen and keep the never ending flow of blood dollars rolling in.

In fact JPK itself is conducting a post-marketing safety study in orphanages and among foster children in the U.S. to check something almost related to the same safety issue that they must by all means dispel. JPK responded to the FDA's report by stating that it "remains confident in the profitability of Rinotrax and is committed to the highest standards of profit safety."


In other related News; JPK won continued market approval of their block buster blood sugar killer Vainbust after some disheartening news from European regulatory bodies that have subverted blatant/repeated attempts at bribery pressure while giving Vainbust an early sales death penalty. JPK has vowed to dig up infamous attorney Johnny Cockroach from his grave to lead an appeal legal effort saying "if the pill doesn't quit, and the profits fit, then you must acquit"





Other disturbing industry rumors -

  • FDA #pullsanAstraZeneca - a tragic love story of corruption & money coming 2 a pharmacy near U - starring Britney Spears as Margaret Hamburg
  • FDA request regulatory authority over all bullets sold in America - health concern risk over lead content in those shot dead

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